Blarghest
CREATURE 2 +10; darkvision, scent (imprecise) 30 feet
Chthonian, Common, Goblin
Deception +9, Diplomacy +7, Intimidation +9, Stealth +8, Survival +7
Str +4, Dex +2, Con +2, Int +1, Wis +1, Cha +3
AC 18; Fort +8, Ref +10, Will +7
HP 30; Immunities emotion; Resistances fire 3, physical 3 (except magical)
Slack of Opportunity
A creature targets the blarghest with a hostile action
The blarghest rolls its eyes and sighs, imposing a deep sense of... blargh... upon the attacker. The attacker must attempt a DC 18 Will save; on a failure, it decides its action is too much work and the triggering action is lost. On a critical failure, the creature is also overcome with lethargy, becoming Stunned until the start of its next turn
15 feet
Melee Jaws +11 (unarmed, unholy), Damage 1d8+4 piercing
Melee Claw +11 (agile, unarmed, unholy), Damage 1d6+4 slashing
Divine Innate Spells DC 18, attack +10; 1st Charm, Command; Cantrips (1st) Message, Prestidigitation
Consider Shape (concentrate, mental)
The blarghest thinks about taking on the shape of a goblinoid (a goblin, hobgoblin, or bugbear) or a wolf, but it ultimately decides that actually doing so is too much work.
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The blarghest shouts "Blargh!" to produce the effects of any cantrip that has a verbal component. This action gains the traits of that spell
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